Well anyways.....
Went to viet school in the morning. SO BOring but guess what? im doing a Tet Trung Thu (moon festival) and Father's day speech which is gonna fail EPICLY.......
lalalalalalala
The school bell rung and so i walked home...alone...im so lonered :(.... got home and i realised that i didn't have my house keys and i was like FCK NOOOOOOOO....rageE! my sister was at work and my mum was up at the gold coast and my sister finished work at 4 so i had to wait.... TT..... i stayed there for a few hours...2/3 hours but i was so bored by then... the modem was on and i had my ipod so i wifi(ed) during those hours but the battery life ran out..... i was raging hard out and i had no where to go...needing to use the toilet, i walked to my cousins house where i saw my dad.... the first thing i did was sit on their couch outside and went to sleep..... its funny cause my cousin came out seeing me sleeping (didnt know who i was) and was scared but he soon realised that it was me. at around 4 o'clock, my dad came around to drink some coffee (THE BEST SHIT)and he asked me if i was hungry. OF COURSE I WAS! im a BIG boi and i need my food so we went to eat at Que Huong which is in Darra. My dad so rich.... ordered sea cucumber and abalone soup thingy and it was GooD.... it costed $53.....like man thats gonna be the most expensive thing i would ever eat..... lala my sis came along and she ate with us...just talking bout stuff.... get home lalalal playing games/AVA/maplestory/dota/cod and watching vids/movies/anime... It was 9'o clock and i was playing a game at the time....this is what happened:
(words in brackets is what im thinking)
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
(Holy shit...wtf who would come to this house at this time at night...HOHLY HFLkhadslkfjsalkfkas..... shit...hmm im gonna go into the kitchen and get a knife..)
OPENS DOOR
ME:Hello. Did you order a pizza?
RANDOM: Well is this 49 Gordon Avenue?
Me: No sorry u must have the wrong address. This is 61 Gordon Avenue.
Random: (SEES THE KNIFE THAT IM HOLDING)
DROPS PIZZA BOXES...
RANDOM: PLEASE DONT HURT ME!
ME: IM VERY SORRY! i didnt mean to scare you...its just a very big misunderstanding...
(I close the door and i see him quickly picking up the boxes and runs away.)
but yea thats how fricken paranoid i was.. SCARED THE MOTHER EFFING LIFE OUT OF ME....
Well that was a memory/event that i will never forget..
which brings me to today
FML IM SO CLUMSY :S
i was trying to set a mouse trap for the fun of it and it wasnt working... i was like wth... i kept on trying and my finger slipped.... the piece of metal flew back and SLAMMED and squished my thumb ;(....OOHHh the pain was horrible... it hurt so bad...just taking it off hurt so much........ and for all you bastards/bitches that lol at this event.. I WILL RAGE AT YOU....it hurt so bad ok? just please... leave me alone...its bruised and its swollen but i hope that it will heal up soon...
JOKE TIME :) (STOLEN NOW COPYRIGHTED UNDER WILLIAM DO)
Don't Kanye West me or I will Chris Brown You and Tiger Woods your mother.
"Lets eat Grandma". "Lets eat, Grandma". PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES.
Well thats it for this blog..... thats it SO FRICKEN MUCH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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